I was clicking away the other night as you do. My beautiful wife was in a what I thought deep sleep and lo and behold after a few sly drags and clicks I was admonished.


I was caught. A newly roused female is a frightening creature at the best of worst times and stumped was I. What to do? Try it yourself, try navigating this very page without making loud clicks. Its impossible!

So I went off and stewed and then got thinking. Why don’t mouse manufacturers make mice which don’t make any noise? Mice for the thoughtful browser such as I. Something to ponder. Please comment if you have any solutions

6 replies
  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    Here ya go – if this doesn’t work, think about getting a new wife. 😉


  2. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    Did you try that mouse? I’m looking for one too because it drives my husband insane when I busy when I am editing photos.

  3. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    I absolutely agree. i am so angry about this!

    it drives me nuts and makes me think it's some sort of a conspiracy. I mean you look online, and there is hide nore hair of such an intuitive product.

    you'd thought apples new magic mouse would have had a no click feature.


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