It came to my attention yesterday that blatantly soliciting google ad patronage goes against the tenements which define the google gods omnipresent network. My light hearted and entirely heartfelt clicking requests have been incredibly successful in the past. Hence I am currently flummoxed on how I can cleverly entertain my growing slice of the internet pie and financially sustain my important research into all things that amuse me. After consulting my distinguished legal team we have come to the conclusion that any future ad clicking requests will be prefixed with do not. Let it be known that I will be retroactively fitting past requests with the do not suffix. So in summary;

DO NOT CLICK THE GOOGLE ADS