Right. We fly back to New Zealand tonight. I have a list of demands for the good country of New Zealand to make my stay as enjoyable as my journeys through South East Asia.
-25-30 degree heat
-Sun that does not cause radiation sickness
-$10 hotels & guest houses
-Happy hours that last all day
-Countdown timers at traffic lights
-The immediate replacement of all Holden and Ford cars with scooters
-More repetition in language. Why say it once when you can say it twice? Same Same, Cheap Cheap, Slow Slow, Sweet Sweet.
-More jumbled up language
-The broadcasting of all local news in a language that I can not understand
That should do it for a couple of months. I will revise my demands after some time on the ground and my head out of the clouds.
Where is your head now?
I must admit that the countdown timers on traffic lights did impress me at some times whilst in Asia.
My head is lying on a Pillow 🙂
rewrote cv today, am going to interview a dog tonight. Life is never dull.