I got uncomfortably wet this morning. The rain started immediately as I left my abode and increased with alarming frequency. I sought solace beneath trees. Hiding amongst a suspiciously opened condom and some beer bottles is not immediately inspiring. However I did have time to pull out my phone and do a one thumbed distracted iPhone user dance whilst listening to some suitably squelchy psychedelic trance.
Water managed to bead frustratingly on my face and after shaking my head for the umpteenth time I saw a smug looking gent stride to the bus stop with an umbrella. A wise man, all I could do was start typing with two thumbs and curse this inconvenient weather.