On Saturday just past I was overwhelmed with the quality and quantity of people that had turned up to have a few drinks with us. One of our more urbane friends entered the periphery and I felt obligated to greet him in an urbane way. Sadly whilst I have been known to wear velour, know what a blunt is and listen to hip hop I had no physical gang sign that I could gesticulate with.
In fact the only sign based thing that I do these days is play Rock Paper Scissors.
Never being one to let details get in the way of anything I greeted my friend with the words “Gang Signs”. Being a suave individual he was quite chuffed about this and I spent the next five minutes explaining the milisecond of thought which had gone into it. I then proceeded to tell each and every person I saw the rest of the weekend and it seems to be catching.
So the next time you want to appear cool, funny and maybe a bit kooky greet someone with;
They will not forget it.