After five days of furious work I thought it would be prudent to delve into the arcane and conjour up a future for myself on my day off before my tender driving course. My spell included,
-8 cups of coffee
-Six slices of wholegrain toast with MARMITE
-A Heroes marathon, about 9 episodes if my hazy memory serves me correctly
-Quite a lot of internet including football results
-Refusing to go to the beach
-Getting hungry and deciding to go get groceries
-Half a bottle of gin, a packet of bbq chips, some 85% dark chocolate, chorizo and a ready made pasta meal later….
I felt positively vile. It was in this delirious state that I dreamed my alternate future……..
Stay tuned. I actually started feeling sick just writing this.