Caution: the video embedded in this blog contains course language, racial stereotypes and a large almost life threatening amount of satire.

A couple of years ago I was introduced to this video by the Great Aussie Battler who could recite sections of it verbatim. It serves to explain why Australians get so excited about Straya day. It will be quite neat to see how Straya day unfolds around us tomorrow.

Please do not watch this if you are easily offended.

The most important thing to remember about ‘Straya day is that is always comes after my birthday. Australia for all of its wonderful qualities lies in second place.

Chur.