So about two months ago I started writing a long exhaustive piece explaining the whole living on a boat thing and why it is so strange and why almost ten years later I am still doing it.

Then I realised people can watch Below Deck.

Probably best I didn’t waste all of that effort.

Anyway, I have transitioned…… to a new job.

It is great. The only problem. I have been muzzled within an inch of my life. I have signed 2 NDA’s one of which is for something that is not even real.

Anna says quite often that I am cryptic. Good thing I am. I can’t say anything anymore. I will have to write about the past in vague prose.

“I was over there. It was nice”

Anna also says I lie a lot.

We shall meet somewhere in the middle.