One of my more favourite part of my daily rounds onboard is somewhat sarcastically and self deprecatingly tell people these simple words.
That one still has a job in such perilous times is no mean feat.
If I am talking to you. You probably have some experience in my cavalier disregard to most ordinances and social norms.
If you are reading this it is probably doubly so
You are doing a good job.
There is no user manual for life. Research and write your own.