I was clicking away the other night as you do. My beautiful wife was in a what I thought deep sleep and lo and behold after a few sly drags and clicks I was admonished.


I was caught. A newly roused female is a frightening creature at the best of worst times and stumped was I. What to do? Try it yourself, try navigating this very page without making loud clicks. Its impossible!

So I went off and stewed and then got thinking. Why don’t mouse manufacturers make mice which don’t make any noise? Mice for the thoughtful browser such as I. Something to ponder. Please comment if you have any solutions