If I was going to openly complain about anything of our trip so far it would be having to reassess my spatial awareness. Europeans are larger than the people of Thailand and I am constantly reminded of this.

In Bangkok I was attacked by annoying light switch in our hotel room. Have you ever been maimed by a light switch? If our wardrobe door was open the light switch would take swipes at me as I walked past.

During our train ride the bed tried to shrink me in my sleep. It was as if I was on a medieval anti-rack. On the ferry ride I felt positively Humpty Dumpty as I walked downstairs to the toilet, it was like the walls were closing in on me. Now on Koh Samui it is as if the door arches are out to get me. I miss my small cushion of hair.

The bright side of all this is that I feel fantastic when sitting down doing nothing at all.

Tough life. Do not be alarmed. Trust me, I know what I am doing.