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More Humane than a Human?

Typically one is spurred to write, when one has strong emotions. This is why robots do not write good prose and Dr Spock’s singing career fell flat. I have written from numerous emotions but nothing as sad as what I type now. Ferris Wes McConnell was born in 1994. His first few days were spent […]

A world awaits

I think of the earth as a freshly picked orange, ripe and ready to eat. The smallest of slivers eaten (New Zealand) the rest of the orange lies hidden under an inviting peel. Resolved to traveling things are falling into place. Before embarking on a quest. Good heroes must stock up on provisions and take […]

A new course of learning

I have embarked on a new tangent. My last somewhat formal education was a 12 week astrology course. Before that it would have been computer training of some shape. My next trick will be a year long creative writing course. Long time readers will probably find this at odds with my recent writings in fact […]

A.S.S

Welcome to my latest tirade against sensible sensibilities. In this piece we examine A.S.S for the uninformed. American Superhero Syndrome. Topically A.S.S is a mental disorder which afflicts people such as myself who were bought up on a diet of comics, poorly animated video games and cheap novels. Symptoms include a propensity of fighting other […]

When it rains my pores!

I *upgraded* the bones Nintendowii.net.nz runs on last night and it completely stuffed the website. Mildly gutting. More gutting is the news today that WiiNesDay is going to have to move on from Space. So yeah kind of a crap day. But you know? I’m quite fired up and things will get better. Karl is […]

The Clickless Mouse

I was clicking away the other night as you do. My beautiful wife was in a what I thought deep sleep and lo and behold after a few sly drags and clicks I was admonished. STOP CLICKING I was caught. A newly roused female is a frightening creature at the best of worst times and […]