Do you know how hard it is to find an internet cafe when you actually need one? Incredibly hard. I did find one. It is called the Devils grotto. We are about two days away from moving out of our house so the internet has gone. Goodbye internet. The cat has gone as well. Goodbye […]
Please excuse me, this post may seem even more self indulgent than previously thought possible. I have to admit, not having a regular job has been agreeing with me. My brain has been turning over at such a high rate of revolutions that slipping it into gear has proven difficult. An Aquarian’s brain you see […]
Today fellow luminaries of the internet we are going to talk about Firefox 3.0. Please be aware, I have been holed up at home for the last week so the inspiration levels have been lacking. Funny story though, I leapt out of the house to get some filing boxes yesterday and the checkout attendant commented […]
Sometimes its nice to blow other peoples trumpets, just ask monica. Bad joke I know but its early and I have discovered a useful tool for anyone who has a website. This is also a clever post to data mine some information out of you. See I am hip with the nerds! Anyway, I have […]
Seriously. Imagine the rush of euphoria, when just 5 minutes ago it dawned upon me that I can freely paint my nails once more. Painting my nails has in the past served me well. Now, if you are not horrified at this thought then read on. – I have incredible hands. They are probably my […]
…Is that you have to leave. “Hang on a second, you haven’t actually gone anywhere Dan?” Ah but I have, my mind has wandered. My chi has left the building. My nights are spent dreaming my future. My work induced nightmares have ceased. 4 score years ago -well four years ago but four score sounds […]
It appears less than 100% of the internet enabled, English speaking population of this planet are reading my blog at regular intervals. I have set myself lofty goals for the future and increasing my blog adoption rate is a part of this. Now you are reading this stuff, so are not part of the problem. […]
The humble business card is a useful tool. It adds padding to any cashless wallet. It can be folded to create hard origami creations. It can be used as a shiny but ineffectual way of getting your details to someone you admire. In a pinch they can be used to help start a fire. During […]
So there I was taking a 40minute break from poolside living, endless banquet food and dial a drink. It was 7am in the morning, not an altogether disagreeable time for healthy pursuits. I was feeling pretty good with myself when I spied this sign. Obviously 4/5 recommendations are pretty self explanatory for someone who has […]
I have been researching ways to increase the worldwide infection rate of my smile inducing & thought provoking writing. I have learned with some effort that a moderately successful method is to create link bait. That is, provide a list of useful links and tools that people will find whilst searching the web and hopelessly […]