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Quiet, I am from the future

I have discovered the deliciousness that is not knowing what the time is. I relish in this, and my only real time gauge is when I am hungry and when the sun goes down. As a mark of respect for my origin I have kept my computer on New Zealand time. This serves a couple […]

Gulliver had it easy

If I was going to openly complain about anything of our trip so far it would be having to reassess my spatial awareness. Europeans are larger than the people of Thailand and I am constantly reminded of this. In Bangkok I was attacked by annoying light switch in our hotel room. Have you ever been […]

On the rails

It is a terrible paradox that you can not write about something until you leave it behind. Now we are on the train to our next longitudinal adjustment I can write freely about Bangkok. Our two day whistle stop tour was a full symphony of mixed impressions..I have some advice to impart to both travellers […]

Boosted Bovine into Bangkok

Rest assured the headline is somewhat less sinister than what I had planned. Tragedy, Fear & Pain had all crossed my very boozed and mischievous mind. We had been liberally applying alcohol on the plane as a great way to practice and expand our rudimentary Thai vocabulary with the friendly staff of Thai Airways. It […]

Off with his…

Hair. I now have less hair than I can ever remember. Admirers and detractors. Rest assured that the hair dresser of dubious origin thought I looked like prison break or a prisoner depending on your persuasion. Forgive me whilst I mourn. I do believe I understand the plight of Samson. We leave tommorow. Yay.

Horses not for my courses

I gave my father a business card last night. This was a big step for me as I have historically hidden my writing away from my family. The estrogen addled side of my family are somewhat critical. Dad, when you read this post; this one is for you. I am not sure when I developed […]

The games you will play

During our trip to south east Asia we got talking to a squadron of Japanese salary men in a karaoke bar. I’m not one for singing when there is perfectly good drink to be quaffed. Our broken English conversation meandered on to one of my life long loves. Nintendo and gaming . It was during […]

A quick apology

Believe it or not I actually have about three massive posts about 99% done. They just need the final once over by my live in editor. Spurred on by some helpful advice I have been scouring the wild web looking for similar blogs which is not easy sounding or easy to do. I have a […]

Walking the Future

Consider this the briefest respite from my increasingly tall tales. I pause now to sing a merry song lauding my fantastic good luck and current abode. Recent weather patterns have not been beneficial to the single greatest perk of staying here. Had I wanted to walk, I need not have. We have the technology! The […]