Continuing my month of mosts theme. On Friday I learned something incredibly important. How to fill the Jacuzzi. Jacuzzi’s on Yachts are interesting. They have large spill ways to counter act the rocking motion of being on water. Long time readers will be pleased to note that I have filed this information for the still […]
Why not a serious guide? Well if this was a serious guide I would have to charge money for it. That being said you are more than welcome to donate money if you find this guide interesting. The not so serious information in this guide should be easy to identify. Historical Background, From the turn […]
The title of this blog entry was initially going to be “The stupidest thing I have done this year”. After some deliberation it was decided that this might be a tad grandiose and short sighted. I have done quite a few stupid things this year and we still have a few months to go. Anyway […]
So the deal for the Yacht didn’t happen in a timely fashion. This means we are not going to be cruising this year. We may scurry up across to Monaco for the September boat show but that is about it. Naturally this is a bit disappointing but you know? life is pretty good. I have […]
Cast Me = Hard working lumberjackLinda the Swedish First Mate = Princess GoldilocksCaptain Olivier = Prince CharmingGaynor the Stewardess = Fair MaidenOwen the Saffa = The VillainThe three Italian divers = The dwarvish miners Once upon a time a hard working lumberjack was telling tall tales to a fair maiden after work. An evil villain […]
Revealing information about clients is a big no no in this industry. However after contacting my legal team it appears there is a loop hole. Revealing other peoples information is fine. So it is with great pleasure that I can inform you. Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs is a knob.
I have come to the conclusion that sitting in one place is not very conducive to the ramshackle vagabond writing that I am accustomed to producing. God knows, God knows I want to break free Instead of tall tales circumnavigating sea serpents and discovering lost treasure I am left syphoning reconstituted shit from our Yacht […]
I hope I am not alone in this but I do have a confession to make. I find most mens wallet designs woefully inadequate. The crux of the problem is not in the note storage, personal identification compartments or even business card sleeves. The problem is all in the change. Typically mens wallets have a […]
We are still in the port of Viareggio. Italians master of excellence Benetti are still wading through a list of warranty items. We have had a Yacht broker on board for a month. Hopefully he will go home soon. He is a pain. Our possible could be might be owners seem nice enough. I have […]
This is perfect. Bring on the monkey month! This Monkey month is just up your street! Dragons are enlivened by the antics of the Monkey who, bye the bye, approves of the you and admires your majesty. There’s nothing you and your ego like more than having your majesty idolized… so this month promises to […]